10 reasons to start learning Linux

1. Knowing just one operating system isn't good. It's like eating just one kind of food, reading the same book over and over again, and worst, watching Oprah every damn day. Or fucking just one girl for the rest of your life. Yes, just boring.

I mean, pizza is good, but how good it will be after 1 year of eating exclusively pizza?


2. Knowing many and relatively different things means more information and more information means sometimes time and/or money. It's like acting. Acting in a comedy it's a good thing, but a good actor can act also in dramas. Like driving: driving your car it's necessary but learning how to drive a bus, doesn't hurt you.

3. Every tool has it's own purpose. Continuing our car analogy, you need a fast car if you want to go somewhere and you are into off road, you'll need a jeep.

4. Linux means jobs, too. Often, better payed than their windows equivalents: real jobs, real money Niche domains would produce better incomes. I know this, I'm a C++ and .NET programmer but old ugly Cobol jerks are earning better.

5. Many of the Fortune 500 companies are using Linux. Actually, Microsoft is runinng Linux. For Redmond, there are 400 Linux servers in the Linux Labs, all the Aruba Routers run the Linux kernel, Hotmail.com runs on 15,000 FreeBSD servers, and Microsoft.com and MSN.com all run behind 15,000 leased Akamai Linux servers.

6. It's stable. Stable means rock solid stable. You can run it for years and years. No operating system crash.

7. Many of the things you do on windows, you can do on Linux. Watch movies, listen music, surf the net, talk to friends on aol, msn and yahoo, play some commercial games, 3d drawing, 2d drawing close to Photoshop quality and many more.


8. Michael Dell is running it. see for yourself.

9. It's free. I mean it costs you no money. If you don't use some very rare apps, you can use your linux computer for the same tasks as windows and you don't have to pay Microsoft and others any fee.

10. It's cool. By cool, I mean really, really cool.


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I'm happy if'll know I have convinced someone to try linux. It's actually worthing.

10 reasons to not watch Shrek The Third

1. Part three of a perpetual and pointless animation series. If you're into Spiderman 15 and The son of the mask 20, you can check Shrek The Third out, too.

2. It's all about selling carcinogenetic food to a young generation of fat ass americans. Buy a Big McCarcinoma from McDonald's, assort it with Sarcoma Candies from M&M and you are entitled to live a long and happy live. If you're lucky enough, you'll even get a price cut for a priceless metastasis. Your teeth will rot, your hair will fall and your damn life will be miserable.

3. You ever saw the pitty in people's eyes when looking at handicapped brain children? You don't want to see that look in the eyes of your relatives and your colleagues. Unless, of course, your relatives are handicapped too. Then you'll have an excuse: it's congenital and granny, mother, father and brothers are watching Shrek. Maybe aunt Polly, too.

4. You don't want your family to be the subject of a new tv series.

5. You don't want to push your head in those brainwash machines in the megaplexes. Go watch a decent film, not stupid animations. If you're a kid tell your daddy to buy you Tom & Jerry or Buggs Bunny. These are for kids.

6. It will be your worst spend 80 minutes. 80 minutes of boring mess, moralizing shit , puke and horrible gags.

7. The women's rights activists are liking it.

8. Your children are sitting there happily and something atrophies their brain while anestethizing them to the pain of it. If you let them watch, take a preview of your kid future:


9. The whole series are making fun of King Arthur myths in an incredible mix of bad taste and lack of aesthetics seasoned with moral farts.

10. You don't want to be like him:



For all of you believing that McDonalds, M&M and DreamWorks who's pulling the strings at the Shrek show are organizations related to YMCA, take a second guess.
I said nothing could be worse than The Incredibles. It seems I was simply mistaken.

Here's Shrek not letting this poor man to shit:

10 reasons for a George Bush hate

1. Because he is an alcoholic but he condemns drinking.


2. Because he is an complete and utterly idiot.

3. Because he had no reasons for the war in Iraq. Nevertheless he acted at his jewish masters command.


4. Because he attends fund raising and dines with porn actresses. I like porn too, but I am not a president.


5. Because he fucked up economy.

6. No comment, just look at the love in their eyes:



6. He wasted the goodwill of the world after 11/9. Now the rest of the world sees you, americans, exactly like Bush.

7. He allowed huge problems (global warming, entitlement spending, AIDS) to reach toward metastasis through a unique combination of idiocy, incomprehension, and indifference.

8. He ruined his father reputation. By the way, senior was a good president.


9. He can't talk about education without making a humiliating grammatical mistake.quoted:"The illiteracy level of our children are appalling".

10. He doesn't know too much words in English but being so creative, he invents them: ("Hispanos," "arbolist," "subliminable," "resignate," "transformationed").

So, if you, like me, are fonded of Mr President you can use this sticker on your weblog, forum posts, etc.

Actually, you can buy t-shirts feturing the most beloved president: here.

Isn't George lovely?

Why do I want to piss people off?

First welcome and please excuse my poor English because I am not a native speaker.

I use English mainly for understanding English spoken films, reading English written books, surf the net, and, of course, use my computer. Because I am a programmer and programmers do need English.

So why do I want to piss people off? I don't want to, unless they are completely idiots like George Bush or jerks like these.

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