10 reasons to not watch Shrek The Third

1. Part three of a perpetual and pointless animation series. If you're into Spiderman 15 and The son of the mask 20, you can check Shrek The Third out, too.

2. It's all about selling carcinogenetic food to a young generation of fat ass americans. Buy a Big McCarcinoma from McDonald's, assort it with Sarcoma Candies from M&M and you are entitled to live a long and happy live. If you're lucky enough, you'll even get a price cut for a priceless metastasis. Your teeth will rot, your hair will fall and your damn life will be miserable.

3. You ever saw the pitty in people's eyes when looking at handicapped brain children? You don't want to see that look in the eyes of your relatives and your colleagues. Unless, of course, your relatives are handicapped too. Then you'll have an excuse: it's congenital and granny, mother, father and brothers are watching Shrek. Maybe aunt Polly, too.

4. You don't want your family to be the subject of a new tv series.

5. You don't want to push your head in those brainwash machines in the megaplexes. Go watch a decent film, not stupid animations. If you're a kid tell your daddy to buy you Tom & Jerry or Buggs Bunny. These are for kids.

6. It will be your worst spend 80 minutes. 80 minutes of boring mess, moralizing shit , puke and horrible gags.

7. The women's rights activists are liking it.

8. Your children are sitting there happily and something atrophies their brain while anestethizing them to the pain of it. If you let them watch, take a preview of your kid future:


9. The whole series are making fun of King Arthur myths in an incredible mix of bad taste and lack of aesthetics seasoned with moral farts.

10. You don't want to be like him:



For all of you believing that McDonalds, M&M and DreamWorks who's pulling the strings at the Shrek show are organizations related to YMCA, take a second guess.
I said nothing could be worse than The Incredibles. It seems I was simply mistaken.

Here's Shrek not letting this poor man to shit: